Halloween 2023 – Behemoth Balloon Decorations Rule the Halloween Scene

 

This Halloween month – and yes October is now Halloween month – I have seen some enormous, sometimes inflated decorations that are scary but far from delightful. These behemoth balloon decorations rule the Halloween scene and are pumped to the maximum PSI that they can take before exploding.  

Inflated monsters run all day long!

Over the last few years these inflatable objects have taken over much to my chagrin. The motors that are required to keep these things inflated are noisy, so if your neighbors are employing them you have to hope that they get shut off before bedtime. Unfortunately, some people keep those motors running all day long in order to keep these ghastly creatures afloat. 

Deflated decorations are unattractive.

Many people do shut these monstrosities off during the day, making lawns look like the repository of slain creatures. It also presents a problem for landscapers, whom I have seen trying to navigate lawns with their mowers and blowers. Overall, it is not an attractive sight to see these deflated decorations all over lawns in a neighborhood.

Keeping it simple on my lawn.

About 20 years ago or so that Halloween went from a one and done day of celebration to this month-long extravaganza. In the past you would see jack-o-lanterns, a few ghosts, and maybe a witch or two. Those were simpler days when maybe a few houses had strings of orange or purple lights and illuminated window decorations. Lawns were still largely unscathed by decorations or if they had them there were a few simple items and nothing more.

As the years went by lawns started to become covered with decorations. It seemed like these people wanted to cover every inch of their property with ghastly ghouls and shrieking (sometimes literally) ghosts. Sometimes the grass becomes a graveyard, complete with headstones for all the assorted monsters from Dracula to the Creature from the Black Lagoon. All of this is probably stemming for a love of horror stories – which I do appreciate – or a desire to please their children with the most decorations in the neighborhood. It’s like everyone thinks they’re Clark Griswold from National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation decorating for Halloween.

Sweet dreams are not made of this.

I know I’m not going to stop anyone from using these infuriating inflatables, but I for one will stick with my traditional decorations. Here and there as I walk around town, I see a few like minded souls who share my feelings for simpler, quieter decorations. I’m appreciative of their decorum this season.   

Well, soon it will be all over – yet these gasbag loving lawn decorators will move gleefully into November, and inflatable turkeys and pilgrims will be all over lawns with those irritating motors humming all night long. 

As soon as Thanksgiving is over, there will be Christmas inflatables to deal with. I feel like Scrooge here, but when will this insanity end? Happy Halloween and Bah, humbug!